Jack Donnelly
A Jack Donnelly is a brainy Irish dude who probably thinks he’s the best at everything. They’re all tall, athletic, and play basketball or volleyball like it’s a religion. They’re nice, but they’ll still tease you for your bad jokes.
"I think I’m the best at everything. You? You’re just here to laugh at my jokes."
"He plays volleyball like it’s a religion. I’m just here to sweat."
"He teased me for my joke, but I still laughed. That’s what friends are for."