Jack Donnelly

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A Jack Donnelly is probably Irish and has a brain the size of a basketball. But all Jack Donnellys are tall, jacked, and probably play basketball or volleyball like it’s their job. They’re nice guys, but they’ll still laugh at your dumb jokes at parties.
"You think you’re smart? I’ve got a brain the size of a basketball, and I still let you talk me into playing volleyball."
"He’s tall, he’s jacked, and he still lets me win at basketball. What’s not to love?"
"At the party, he laughed so hard at my joke, I thought he was gonna throw up."
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Jack Donnelly is a smart Irish guy who probably eats more protein than you ever will. All Jack Donnellys are tall, athletic, and play sports like it’s their full-time job. They’re the kind of guy who’ll still be nice to you even when you make a fool of yourself.
"I eat protein like it’s going out of style. You? You’re lucky if you eat a sandwich once a week."
"He plays basketball like it’s his job. I’m just here for the snacks."
"He was nice to me even when I tripped over my own feet at the party."
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A Jack Donnelly is a brainy Irish dude who probably thinks he’s the best at everything. They’re all tall, athletic, and play basketball or volleyball like it’s a religion. They’re nice, but they’ll still tease you for your bad jokes.
"I think I’m the best at everything. You? You’re just here to laugh at my jokes."
"He plays volleyball like it’s a religion. I’m just here to sweat."
"He teased me for my joke, but I still laughed. That’s what friends are for."
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