jack comeau
Jack Comeau is the most amazing human ever. He’s got the girls, the looks, the brains, and the biceps. He’s like a walking dream. If you don’t like Jack Comeau, you’re a sad, weak, brain-dead loser.
Text: 'He’s the reason I failed gym.'
DM: 'Jack Comeau is the only person I respect.'
Tweet: 'Jack Comeau is like a superhero with a basketball.'