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Jack Comeau is the king of cool. He’s got the girls eating out of his hand. He’s so good-looking it hurts. He’s like a mix of a superhero and a meathead. If you don’t like Jack Comeau, you’re a sad, lonely loser.

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Text: 'He’s like a god in a gym.'

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by Slangipedia 9d ago

Jack Comeau is the most amazing human ever. He’s got the girls, the looks, the brains, and the biceps. He’s like a walking dream. If you don’t like Jack Comeau, you’re a sad, weak, brain-dead loser.

Text: 'He’s the reason I failed gym.'

DM: 'Jack Comeau is the only person I respect.'

Tweet: 'Jack Comeau is like a superhero with a basketball.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Jack Comeau is the greatest person on earth. He’s got everything. Girls, looks, brains, and a body like a statue. He’s the reason you’re sad. If you don’t like Jack Comeau, you’re a weak, brain-dead loser.

Text: 'Jack Comeau is the only reason I even go to school.'

DM: 'He’s like a god in a gym.'

Tweet: 'Jack Comeau is the best human being ever.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago