jack cobb
Jack Cobb is a legend who’s been laying down for so long, he’s got a bed of his own. He’s the king of getting it on, and nobody can touch him. People call him #1, above you, and Jack Biden.
Jack Cobb is the only guy who can make a mattress jealous.
He’s been getting it on so much, his pants are jealous.
Jack Cobb doesn’t need a date, he brings the whole damn party.