jack cobb

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Jack Cobb is a legend who’s been laying down for so long, he’s got a bed of his own. He’s the king of getting it on, and nobody can touch him. People call him #1, above you, and Jack Biden.
Jack Cobb is the only guy who can make a mattress jealous.
He’s been getting it on so much, his pants are jealous.
Jack Cobb doesn’t need a date, he brings the whole damn party.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Cobb is the guy who’s been getting it on since the beginning of time. He’s got more play than a dog at a park. People say he’s #1, above you, and Jack Biden.
Jack Cobb doesn’t need a partner, he’s got a whole team.
He’s been getting it on so much, the ceiling is jealous.
Jack Cobb is the reason why the word ‘sex’ has a dictionary.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jack Cobb is a god among men when it comes to getting it on. He’s been at it since he was born, and he’s still going strong. People call him #1, above you, and Jack Biden.
Jack Cobb doesn’t need a bed, he’s got a whole hotel.
He’s been getting it on so much, the floor is jealous.
Jack Cobb is the reason why the word ‘legend’ was invented.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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