jack clinch
A Jack Clinch has a tiny weenie that could fit in a thimble and a dong so big it could be a new mountain.
My cousin is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a wiener like a pencil and a dong like the Himalayas.
I called my boss a Jack Clinch after he yelled at me for 10 minutes with a tiny voice.
My friend’s dog is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny pecker and a dong the size of a house.