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A Jack Clinch has a tiny weenie that could fit in a thimble and a dong so big it could be a new mountain.

My cousin is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a wiener like a pencil and a dong like the Himalayas.

I called my boss a Jack Clinch after he yelled at me for 10 minutes with a tiny voice.

My friend’s dog is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny pecker and a dong the size of a house.

A Jack Clinch has a penis like a matchstick and a package so huge it could be a new planet.

My gym teacher is a Jack Clinch. He can’t lift a weight but his dong is like a mountain.

I told my mom she was a Jack Clinch because she’s got a tiny twinkle and a huge package.

My neighbor’s cat is a Jack Clinch. It’s got a tiny pecker and a dong that could knock down a wall.

A Jack Clinch has a wiener so small it could be a pencil and a dong so big it could be a new continent.

My uncle is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny weenie and a dong that could be a whole country.

My teacher called me a Jack Clinch because I had a tiny pecker and a big dong.

My dog is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny wiener and a dong that could be a new island.