jack clinch
A Jack Clinch has a wiener so small it could be a pencil and a dong so big it could be a new continent.
My uncle is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny weenie and a dong that could be a whole country.
My teacher called me a Jack Clinch because I had a tiny pecker and a big dong.
My dog is a Jack Clinch. He’s got a tiny wiener and a dong that could be a new island.