Jack Chick Tract
A smelly little comic book that tries to convert you to Christianity by yelling at you and making everything look like a horror movie. It's like getting a lecture from God's worst sidekick.
I tried to read one during church and it made me want to quit religion and Christianity.
My uncle gave me one and it smelled like a gym sock that hadn't been washed since the '80s.
I saw one that said the devil was a guy with a mullet and a bad attitude.