Jack Chick Tract

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A smelly little comic book that tries to convert you to Christianity by yelling at you and making everything look like a horror movie. It's like getting a lecture from God's worst sidekick.

I tried to read one during church and it made me want to quit religion and Christianity.

My uncle gave me one and it smelled like a gym sock that hadn't been washed since the '80s.

I saw one that said the devil was a guy with a mullet and a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiny comic book that tries to save your soul by being the worst at it. It’s like if a preacher had a kid and that kid wrote a book about the end of the world.

My teacher gave me one and it had a picture of a guy getting eaten by a dragon and it looked like a bad tattoo.

I read one and it said that if you didn’t believe in Jesus, you’d end up in a lake of fire, and that sounded worse than my math class.

My brother tried to convert me with one and it had a picture of a giant pizza with the word 'sin' on it.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A tiny comic book that screams about Jesus like it’s the last day on Earth. It’s like if a preacher had a tiny child and that child drew pictures of hell.

I got one in the mail and it had a picture of a guy being dragged into a pit by a guy in a robe and it looked like my gym teacher.

My cousin tried to show me one and it had a picture of a guy getting turned into a chicken and I laughed so hard I cried.

I read one and it said if you didn’t believe in Jesus, you’d end up in a place with no Wi-Fi and it sounded like my brother's room.

by Slangipedia 10d ago