Jack Blackmon
A man who can bend like a noodle and yells at your legs for being too skinny. He dances like he’s having a seizure and wears sweaters like they’re a badge of honor. He’s smart, but he’s a pain in the ass.
He screamed, 'Your legs are sticks! I could snap them with my bare hands!' while doing a handstand.
He danced in a sweater and said, 'This is how you look cool.'
He solved a math problem while doing the can-can. It was ridiculous.