Jack Blackmon

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A man who bends like a pretzel and calls your legs 'sticks'. He dances like he's on acid and wears sweaters like they're a religion. He's smart, but he acts like he's the only one.
'Your legs are sticks! I could snap them with my pinky!' He said while doing a backflip in a sweater.
He tried to explain calculus while doing the robot. It was confusing and amazing.
He wore a sweater to a pizza party and called it 'formal wear'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A guy who can twist his body into impossible shapes and hates when your legs are too thin. He dances like he’s trying to escape a cage and wears sweaters like they’re armor. He’s smart, but he’s annoying.
He turned his body into a pretzel and said, 'This is how you do it, not you.'
He danced in a sweater so big it looked like a tent. It was weird, but kind of cool.
He called me 'stupid' and then did a math problem in his head while spinning.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man who can bend like a noodle and yells at your legs for being too skinny. He dances like he’s having a seizure and wears sweaters like they’re a badge of honor. He’s smart, but he’s a pain in the ass.
He screamed, 'Your legs are sticks! I could snap them with my bare hands!' while doing a handstand.
He danced in a sweater and said, 'This is how you look cool.'
He solved a math problem while doing the can-can. It was ridiculous.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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