Jack Be Nimble
Screaming your guts out on a candle to put it out, then sticking your nuts in the hot wax until it feels like your brain is on fire.
I did this in the middle of my math test and got a zero.
My brother did this to my mom’s birthday candle and it was a total f***ing disaster.
My dad did this at the dinner table and got called a f***ing idiot.