Jack Be Nimble

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When you take a dump on a candle to snuff it out and then stick your nuts in the hot wax until it hardens like your brain after a long night of drinking.

My cousin did this at a birthday party and now his balls are stuck together like a hot mess.

I did this to my brother because he called me a f***ing loser.

My mom did this to my dad because he forgot her birthday and it was a total f***ing disaster.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Shooting your load on a candle to put it out and then putting your balls in the wax until it turns into a f***ing prison for your nuts.

I did this during a sleepover and got called a f***ing legend.

My friend did this at a party and got called a f***ing idiot.

My dog did this to my brother's candle and now it's covered in s***.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Screaming your guts out on a candle to put it out, then sticking your nuts in the hot wax until it feels like your brain is on fire.

I did this in the middle of my math test and got a zero.

My brother did this to my mom’s birthday candle and it was a total f***ing disaster.

My dad did this at the dinner table and got called a f***ing idiot.

by Slangipedia 11d ago