Jack Bauer Power Dump
To Jack Bauer Power Dump is to rip out a poop so fast you don’t even have time to breathe, and it’s so strong it smells like someone lit a fart on fire.
I did a Jack Bauer Power Dump in the restaurant and the waiter ran out.
My brother did it in the car and the whole family smelled it.
I did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was sick.