Jack Bauer Power Dump

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When Jack Bauer blasts out a poop so fast and so hard it feels like he just exploded during a commercial break, leaving the toilet seat shaking like it’s never been touched before.
I had to do a Jack Bauer Power Dump in the airport bathroom because my colon was on fire.
My coworker did one so loud I heard it from the break room.
I did it in the grocery store and the person next to me walked out.
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To Jack Bauer Power Dump is to rip out a poop so fast you don’t even have time to breathe, and it’s so strong it smells like someone lit a fart on fire.
I did a Jack Bauer Power Dump in the restaurant and the waiter ran out.
My brother did it in the car and the whole family smelled it.
I did it during a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was sick.
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