Jack baker
A total waste of oxygen who thinks he's special. He’s so dumb he’d fall off a bridge if it wasn’t for the dumb people holding him up.
Jack Baker is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.
He tried to explain the universe to my dog and it just stared at him like he was a bad smell.
He told me he was the best at everything. I asked him if he was the best at being a failure. He said yes.