Jack baker

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A total waste of oxygen who thinks he's special. He’s so dumb he’d fall off a bridge if it wasn’t for the dumb people holding him up.

Jack Baker is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.

He tried to explain the universe to my dog and it just stared at him like he was a bad smell.

He told me he was the best at everything. I asked him if he was the best at being a failure. He said yes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you slice the top off your sock with a blade just so you can wipe your butt with it. You’re basically a savage who’s too cheap to buy toilet paper.

I had to use my sock as a toilet paper because I ran out of everything and had no money.

My cousin tried to wipe with a sock and now he has a sock monkey as a pet.

I had to cut my sock off with a knife because I had no toilet paper and I was too lazy to buy some.

by Slangipedia 11d ago