jack austin
Jack Austin is a sasquatch who can’t stand up straight without looking like a broken toilet. They’re cheap, have big noses, and people think they’re Jews because they’re so ugly.
My neighbor’s Jack Austin tried to stand up at the grocery store and looked like a drunk potato.
My teacher said Jack Austin is like a fart in a church.
My dog ran away from a Jack Austin because it smelled like old socks and regret.