jack austin

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Jack Austin is a sasquatch who can’t stand up straight without looking like a broken toilet. They’re cheap, have big noses, and people think they’re Jews because they’re so ugly.
My neighbor’s Jack Austin tried to stand up at the grocery store and looked like a drunk potato.
My teacher said Jack Austin is like a fart in a church.
My dog ran away from a Jack Austin because it smelled like old socks and regret.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Austin is a weird creature that hunches over like it’s been hit by a bus. They’re cheap, have huge noses, and people think they’re Jews because they’re too lazy to clean their face.
My cousin saw a Jack Austin at the mall and screamed like it was a clown convention.
My dad said Jack Austin is like a used towel at a hotel.
My brother tried to flirt with a Jack Austin and got rejected by a nose.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Jack Austin is a sasquatch that looks like it’s been in a fight with a couch. They’re cheap, have big noses, and people think they’re Jews because they look like they haven’t showered since the dinosaurs.
My mom saw a Jack Austin at the park and said it was the worst thing she’s ever seen.
My brother tried to hug a Jack Austin and got smelly nose juice everywhere.
My teacher said Jack Austin is like a bad pizza that’s been left out in the rain.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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