jack austin
Jack Austin is a sasquatch that looks like it’s been in a fight with a couch. They’re cheap, have big noses, and people think they’re Jews because they look like they haven’t showered since the dinosaurs.
My mom saw a Jack Austin at the park and said it was the worst thing she’s ever seen.
My brother tried to hug a Jack Austin and got smelly nose juice everywhere.
My teacher said Jack Austin is like a bad pizza that’s been left out in the rain.