jack and the beanstalk
Another word for wanking. Used when you’re too lazy to say the full word.
I just did Jack and the Beanstalk in the bathroom. I’m too lazy to say wanking.
My friend said, ‘Let’s do Jack and the Beanstalk,’ and I knew what he meant.
I told my dad to do Jack and the Beanstalk and he laughed at me.
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