Jack Adam Thornton
A guy so nice you'd think he was born in a candy factory. He's like a golden retriever who also knows how to text you at 2 a. m. with memes. If you let him go, you're a total idiot who probably still thinks pizza is a vegetable.
Bro, if you let Jack go, you'll be the one crying in the microwave at 3 a. m.
Jack sent me a meme of a sad potato. I cried.
He's like my emotional support potato, but better.