Jack Adam Thornton

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A guy so nice you'd think he was born in a candy factory. He's like a golden retriever who also knows how to text you at 2 a. m. with memes. If you let him go, you're a total idiot who probably still thinks pizza is a vegetable.
Bro, if you let Jack go, you'll be the one crying in the microwave at 3 a. m.
Jack sent me a meme of a sad potato. I cried.
He's like my emotional support potato, but better.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart do backflips and your brain do a faceplant. If you don’t love him, you’re basically a human who forgot how to love.
Jack is the only guy who can make me laugh while I’m crying.
He texted me a meme of a confused cow. I fell in love.
If I leave him, I’ll be the one eating cereal for dinner at 10 p. m.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s like the best friend you never knew you needed, but with more smiles and less swearing. If you don’t keep him, you’re a total piece of garbage who probably still thinks donuts are a breakfast food.
Jack’s smile is brighter than my mom’s screaming.
He sent me a meme of a sad donut. I cried and then ate a donut.
I would never leave him. I’d rather be a donut.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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