jacfer
a guy with hair like a mad scientist. he's the life of the party but also the reason you're tired after it. he's loyal, but only if you throw him a pizza.
Jacfer, you’re the reason I’m still single and broke.
He showed up to my funeral wearing glitter and a fanny pack.
I told him I’d be his friend if he stopped talking about his ‘vibes.’ He said ‘vibes’ again.