jacfer

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a hairball of a guy who thinks he's a heartthrob. he's the kind of guy who knows everyone's business and never shuts up. he's like a puppy, cute, loud, and always in your face.
Hey jacfer, you still single? Or did you marry your own reflection?
Jacfer, stop talking, you're making me dizzy.
I swear, if he says one more thing about his 'vibes,' I'm gonna throw him out the window.
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a guy with hair like a mad scientist. he's the life of the party but also the reason you're tired after it. he's loyal, but only if you throw him a pizza.
Jacfer, you’re the reason I’m still single and broke.
He showed up to my funeral wearing glitter and a fanny pack.
I told him I’d be his friend if he stopped talking about his ‘vibes.’ He said ‘vibes’ again.
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a guy with hair so curly, it looks like it’s fighting for its life. he's the guy who shows up to every party and talks too much. he's kind of cute, but also kind of annoying.
Jacfer, if you don’t stop talking, I’m gonna give you a wedgie in front of everyone.
He showed up to the concert with a boombox and a glitter beard.
He’s the reason I have a headache and a smile.
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