jacan
He’s the guy who’ll help you cheat on homework, but if you’re too dumb to get it, he’ll punch you in the face. Still worth it, though.
He let me copy his math homework, but when I failed the test, he punched me in the face and said I was a f***ing loser.
He helped me cheat, but when I messed up, he called me a brain-dead moron and kicked my chair.
He let me copy his essay, but when I got caught, he cussed me out and said I was a f***ing disgrace.