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He’s your best buddy who laughs at your dumb jokes and won’t let you fail. But if you mess up, he’ll cuss you out and throw your pizza at you. You’re lucky he’s still your friend.
He laughed when I fell off the bike, but then he called me a f***ing idiot and tossed my pizza at me.
He told me I’d fail the test, but then he gave me the answers and cussed me for being a moron.
He said I was the best friend ever, until I spilled soda on his shirt and he cussed me out for being a clumsy a**hole.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s the guy who’ll help you cheat on homework, but if you’re too dumb to get it, he’ll punch you in the face. Still worth it, though.
He let me copy his math homework, but when I failed the test, he punched me in the face and said I was a f***ing loser.
He helped me cheat, but when I messed up, he called me a brain-dead moron and kicked my chair.
He let me copy his essay, but when I got caught, he cussed me out and said I was a f***ing disgrace.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and give you snacks, but if you’re being a f***ing idiot, he’ll throw you out of the room and cuss you up.
He laughed at my joke about pizza, but when I messed up the test, he threw me out of the room and cussed me for being a f***ing idiot.
He gave me snacks and laughed at my jokes, but when I failed, he cussed me out and said I was a brain-dead a**hole.
He told me I was the best friend ever, until I messed up and he kicked me out and cussed me for being an idiot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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