Jacalynn
Jacalynn is a girl who looks like she stepped out of a glitter bomb. She’ll be there to laugh at your stupid life or cry with you when your ex dumps you. She’s also the reason why three of your exes are now divorced.
'He said I was too loud for his quiet life. I told him I was too loud for his quiet brain.', Jacalynn, texting me during a breakup.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad friend.', Jacalynn, sobbing on my shoulder during a movie.