Jacalynn

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Jacalynn is a girl with blonde hair that looks like it was dipped in glitter and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’s the kind of person who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then dump your ex in front of everyone.
'You’re the worst. But I still love you.', Jacalynn, after I told her my ex cheated on me with a goat.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad friend.', Jacalynn, sobbing on my shoulder during a movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Jacalynn is a girl who looks like she stepped out of a glitter bomb. She’ll be there to laugh at your stupid life or cry with you when your ex dumps you. She’s also the reason why three of your exes are now divorced.
'He said I was too loud for his quiet life. I told him I was too loud for his quiet brain.', Jacalynn, texting me during a breakup.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad friend.', Jacalynn, sobbing on my shoulder during a movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Jacalynn is a girl who looks like she was born in a hair salon and has eyes that shine like a disco ball. She’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then dump your ex in front of everyone.
'You’re the worst. But I still love you.', Jacalynn, after I told her my ex cheated on me with a goat.
'He said I was too loud for his quiet life. I told him I was too loud for his quiet brain.', Jacalynn, texting me during a breakup.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Jacalynn is a girl with hair that looks like it was pulled out of a glitter machine and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes or cry with you when your ex dumps you. She’s also the reason why three of your exes are now divorced.
'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad friend.', Jacalynn, sobbing on my shoulder during a movie.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.
'You’re the worst. But I still love you.', Jacalynn, after I told her my ex cheated on me with a goat.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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