Jacalynn
Jacalynn is a girl who looks like she was born in a hair salon and has eyes that shine like a disco ball. She’s the kind of friend who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and then dump your ex in front of everyone.
'You’re the worst. But I still love you.', Jacalynn, after I told her my ex cheated on me with a goat.
'He said I was too loud for his quiet life. I told him I was too loud for his quiet brain.', Jacalynn, texting me during a breakup.
'I broke up with him because he tried to text me during my period.', Jacalynn, texting me at 2 a. m.