Jabulitis - To poke someone in the ribs like they owe you money, or to h

To poke someone in the ribs like they owe you money, or to have sex with someone and not even know how it happened.

Text: "I got Jabulitis in the cafeteria. He didn’t even know I was there." #Jabulitis #RibPoke

DM: "I got Jabulitis at the party. Now I’m stuck with him." #Jabulitis #UnwantedLove

Tweet: "I woke up with a guy I don’t know. I think I got Jabulitis." #Jabulitis #MorningMess"