Jabulitis

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#hangover #morning-after #identity-crisis

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It’s that hangover from hell you get when you wake up and realize you were too wasted to remember your own name, let alone what happened last night.

DM: "I woke up with a hangover and a guy I don’t know. What is this, Jabulitis?" #Jabulitis #HangoverHorror

Text: "I think I have Jabulitis. My head feels like a garbage can." #Jabulitis #HeadacheHaven

Tweet: "I didn’t know my own name this morning. I think I have Jabulitis." #Jabulitis #IdentityCrisis

by Slangipedia 10d ago

To poke someone in the ribs like they owe you money, or to have sex with someone and not even know how it happened.

Text: "I got Jabulitis in the cafeteria. He didn’t even know I was there." #Jabulitis #RibPoke

DM: "I got Jabulitis at the party. Now I’m stuck with him." #Jabulitis #UnwantedLove

Tweet: "I woke up with a guy I don’t know. I think I got Jabulitis." #Jabulitis #MorningMess"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s when you’re playing the most awesome jab in Jouvert, and you’re so good people are jealous of you.

Text: "I did the best jab in Jouvert. I got Jabulitis." #Jabulitis #JouvertJab

DM: "You got Jabulitis. I saw you in Jouvert, and you were on fire." #Jabulitis #JouvertJab

Tweet: "I was so good in Jouvert, I got Jabulitis. Everyone was watching me." #Jabulitis #JouvertJab"

by Slangipedia 10d ago

It’s nothing, but it’s everything. We don’t know what it is, but it’s spreading like wildfire through my school. It’s like Frindle, but way more annoying.

Text: "I heard Jabulitis is like Frindle. It’s going to take over the school." #Jabulitis #FrindleVibes

DM: "Jabulitis is the new Frindle. You can’t escape it." #Jabulitis #SchoolVibes

Tweet: "Jabulitis is the worst. It’s like Frindle but worse. I hate it." #Jabulitis #SchoolLife"

by Slangipedia 10d ago