Jabtarded - A fool who thinks the vaccine is the only thing keeping them

A fool who thinks the vaccine is the only thing keeping them alive and probably still eats expired candy.

I took the shot and now I can eat candy for breakfast. Also, I'm alive.

The vaccine is the miracle pill. Also, my candy is 5 years old.

I got the jab and now I can beat anyone in a fight. Also, my candy is still good.