Jabtarded

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A person who thinks the vaccine is the only thing standing between them and death and probably still eats expired pizza.

I took the shot and now I feel like a god. The virus can't touch me. Also, my pizza is still good.

I got my shot and now I can breathe again. The virus is a joke. Also, I didn't wash my hands.

I got the jab and now I'm bulletproof. The virus is just a myth. Also, my dog died, but that's not my fault.

Someone who thinks the vaccine is the miracle pill and probably still eats expired cereal for breakfast.

I took the shot and now I'm invincible. Also, I eat cereal for dinner. Who cares?

The vaccine is the best thing ever. Also, my cereal is 10 years old.

I got the shot and now I can beat anyone in a fight. Also, my cereal is still good.

A fool who thinks the vaccine is the only thing keeping them alive and still eats expired hot dogs.

I took the shot and now I'm the strongest person on Earth. Also, my hot dog is still edible.

I got the jab and now I can run a marathon. Also, my hot dog is 5 years old.

The vaccine saved me. Also, my hot dog is still good. Who cares about the virus?

A person who thinks the vaccine is the only thing keeping them alive and probably still eats expired chips.

I took the shot and now I can eat chips for breakfast. Also, I'm alive.

The vaccine is the best thing ever. Also, my chips are still good.

I got the jab and now I'm the strongest person on Earth. Also, my chips are 3 years old.

A person who thinks the vaccine is the miracle pill and still eats expired donuts.

I took the shot and now I can eat donuts for lunch. Also, I'm alive.

The vaccine is the miracle pill. Also, my donut is 4 years old.

I got the jab and now I can run a marathon. Also, my donut is still good.

A fool who thinks the vaccine is the only thing keeping them alive and probably still eats expired candy.

I took the shot and now I can eat candy for breakfast. Also, I'm alive.

The vaccine is the miracle pill. Also, my candy is 5 years old.

I got the jab and now I can beat anyone in a fight. Also, my candy is still good.