Jabronism
When you make your friend look like a fool just so you can look cool for a moment.
He said, ‘I’m gonna win the lottery.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna win the lottery when the moon turns green.’
He told me he was gonna be a movie star. I said, ‘You’re a movie star. You’re the star of my worst nightmare.’
He said, ‘I’m gonna be a superhero. My power is that I fart in the bathtub.’