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When someone is so dumb it’s like they were raised by a donkey and a bag of glitter.
My cousin thinks the sky is purple because he saw a neon sign once.
My teacher said I was the dumbest kid in the class. I said, 'That’s a compliment.'
He tried to explain the Pythagorean theorem using emojis. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Stupid so hard it makes the moon cry and the ocean throw up.
He stole the company’s money and thought it was just a ‘financial flex.’
He tried to build a spaceship out of Legos and a toaster.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades. It was just a bad excuse.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who talks like a broken robot and says stuff that’s worse than a bad pizza.
She said, ‘I’m gonna go to Mars and eat tacos with aliens.’ No one believed her.
He told his boss, ‘I don’t need a raise, I just need a unicorn.’
He said, ‘The sky is green because the clouds are tired.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The king of the dumb, who thinks he’s a superhero and smells like a gym sock in July.
He walked into a room and yelled, ‘I’m the king of the dumb! Bow down to me!’
He tried to fight a teacher and got sent to the principal’s office for 10 minutes.
He picked a fight with a baby and lost because the baby cried louder.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A friend who is also a disaster and sometimes smells like a garbage can on a hot day.
He said, ‘We should go to the movies and eat popcorn. But I bring my own popcorn… which is just a bag of cereal.’
He called me and said, ‘I’m gonna be late because my cat is arguing with my dog.’
He said, ‘I’m not your friend. I’m your cousin. But I still brought farts to the bathtub.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When someone is so annoying it’s like they have a personal vendetta against your peace of mind.
He kept telling me, ‘I’m gonna be rich one day.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna be rich when the moon crashes into your face.’
She said, ‘I’m gonna be famous. I’ve got 3 followers.’
He screamed in my ear, ‘I’m the smartest person in the world!’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When you make your friend look like a fool just so you can look cool for a moment.
He said, ‘I’m gonna win the lottery.’ I said, ‘You’re gonna win the lottery when the moon turns green.’
He told me he was gonna be a movie star. I said, ‘You’re a movie star. You’re the star of my worst nightmare.’
He said, ‘I’m gonna be a superhero. My power is that I fart in the bathtub.’
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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