Jabronism
A friend who is also a disaster and sometimes smells like a garbage can on a hot day.
He said, ‘We should go to the movies and eat popcorn. But I bring my own popcorn… which is just a bag of cereal.’
He called me and said, ‘I’m gonna be late because my cat is arguing with my dog.’
He said, ‘I’m not your friend. I’m your cousin. But I still brought farts to the bathtub.’