jabport - A magical pass that lets you leave your house, but only if y

A magical pass that lets you leave your house, but only if you take a shot that feels like getting stabbed by a pencil.

I got stabbed by a pencil and now I have a jabport. It was worth it.

My jabport is like a membership to the outside world.

I wouldn’t leave my house for anything, but my jabport forced me to.