jabori
A tall, lanky, rat-like creature that talks nonsense and thinks it’s the smartest thing ever. Used to describe your friend when they’re being a total idiot and talking like they’ve got a brain full of spaghetti.
My friend Jake is a Jabori. He tried to explain quantum physics to me in a DM. I cried.
When my friend said ‘I’m a wizard’ in a group chat, I called him a Jabori. He cried.
Jabori is the reason I failed my science test. He said gravity was just ‘a magic thing’.