jabori

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A legend who loves people so much they’ll probably die for you. They never quit and always remember where they came from. They’re the sun in your life, and if they’re not shining, you’re in trouble.
I’d follow Jabori to the edge of the Earth and back. He’s like a golden god with a heart of gold and a mouth full of swear words.
When I failed my math test, Jabori showed up with pizza and a speech about never giving up. I cried. He laughed.
Jabori’s the only person who’d stand up to a bull in a wrestling match just to prove a point.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tall, lanky, rat-like creature that talks nonsense and thinks it’s the smartest thing ever. Used to describe your friend when they’re being a total idiot and talking like they’ve got a brain full of spaghetti.
My friend Jake is a Jabori. He tried to explain quantum physics to me in a DM. I cried.
When my friend said ‘I’m a wizard’ in a group chat, I called him a Jabori. He cried.
Jabori is the reason I failed my science test. He said gravity was just ‘a magic thing’.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When Jayden gets so horny he’ll order a pizza just to see if the girl on the phone is hot. If she’s not, he’ll probably yell at Domino’s and cry in the corner.
Jayden ordered 10 pizzas just to see if the girl at Domino’s was hot. She wasn’t. He cried.
Jayden called Domino’s and asked if the girl was ‘hot or just average.’ She said ‘average.’ He hung up and cried.
Jayden’s so horny he tried to flirt with the pizza guy. It didn’t work. He cried.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jabori is a fake gangsta who acts tough but is actually a soft, ugly guy who runs away from everything. He’s the reason why no one likes him. He’s also bad at relationships and usually just eats meat and runs.
Jabori tried to be tough, but when he saw a dog, he ran like a baby. Everyone laughed.
Jabori had a girlfriend once. He broke up with her because he said ‘meat rides everybody.’ She cried.
Jabori is so ugly he once tried to flirt with a chicken. It didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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