Jabooklafuck
someone who looks like a walking carpet made of angry hair and bad decisions
My neighbor is a jabooklafuck. He screams at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.
At the bus stop, there was a jabooklafuck who yelled at the bus for being late.
My brother’s friend is a jabooklafuck. He tried to beat my dad in a wrestling match and got tossed out the window.
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