Jabooklafuck

My math teacher is a jabooklafuck. He growls at me every time I mess up a problem.

I saw a jabooklafuck in the grocery store. He was yelling at the cereal aisle like it owed him money.

My cousin's friend is a jabooklafuck. He tried to eat my homework and it didn't work out.

My neighbor is a jabooklafuck. He screams at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.

At the bus stop, there was a jabooklafuck who yelled at the bus for being late.

My brother’s friend is a jabooklafuck. He tried to beat my dad in a wrestling match and got tossed out the window.

My science teacher is a jabooklafuck. He growled at me for spilling soda on his experiment.

There was a jabooklafuck at the mall. He was yelling at the escalator like it was his enemy.

My friend’s uncle is a jabooklafuck. He tried to eat my pizza and it was a total mess.