jaboogaly
A gross alien with tiny eyes and dark skin that lives on Jaboog. They have weird mating habits with holes and cum. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.
I saw a jaboogaly in my microwave. It was like a stinky monster from the inside of my food.
My dad said I was acting like a jaboogaly at the grocery store. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make cum storms.'
I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'