jaboogaly

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A smelly alien with tiny peepers and dark skin. They live on Jaboog and get laid by having the boss jaboog dig a hole and stink up the air so all the ladies crawl in and get drenched in cum and get pregnant. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.

My neighbor’s dog ran away and came back with a jaboogaly in its mouth. It smelled like a garbage can in July.

My teacher said I was acting like a jaboogaly during math class. I said, 'So? At least I don’t stink up the whole school.'

I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A gross alien that looks like a human but with tiny eyes and dark skin. They have wild mating rituals where the leader makes a hole and everyone gets covered in goo and gets pregnant. You can only kill one with rice to the chest or an atomic bomb.

I saw a jaboogaly in my soup. It was like a nightmare from the bottom of the bowl.

My mom said I was acting like a jaboogaly at the dinner table. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make a mess of cum and eggs.'

I tried to punch a jaboogaly. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even worth the effort.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A smelly, tiny-eyed alien from Jaboog. They have a weird way of mating where the leader makes a hole, sprays stink, and everyone gets pregnant. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.

I saw a jaboogaly in my closet. It was like a horror movie in my bedroom.

My dad said I was like a jaboogaly at the grocery store. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make a mess of cum and eggs.'

I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A smelly alien with tiny eyes and dark skin that lives on Jaboog. They have crazy mating rituals with holes and cum storms. The only way to kill one is with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.

I saw a jaboogaly in my gym bag. It was like a stinky monster from the inside of my backpack.

My teacher said I was acting like a jaboogaly in class. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make cum storms.'

I tried to kill a jaboogaly with an atomic bomb. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A gross alien with tiny eyes and dark skin that lives on Jaboog. They have weird mating habits with holes and cum. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.

I saw a jaboogaly in my microwave. It was like a stinky monster from the inside of my food.

My dad said I was acting like a jaboogaly at the grocery store. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make cum storms.'

I tried to kill a jaboogaly with a rice grain. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A smelly alien from Jaboog with tiny eyes and dark skin. They have wild mating rituals with holes and cum. You can only kill one with a rice grain to the chest or an atomic bomb.

I saw a jaboogaly in my bed. It was like a stinky monster from the inside of my blanket.

My teacher said I was acting like a jaboogaly during math class. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make cum storms.'

I tried to kill a jaboogaly with an atomic bomb. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even close, kid.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago