jaboogaly
A gross alien that looks like a human but with tiny eyes and dark skin. They have wild mating rituals where the leader makes a hole and everyone gets covered in goo and gets pregnant. You can only kill one with rice to the chest or an atomic bomb.
I saw a jaboogaly in my soup. It was like a nightmare from the bottom of the bowl.
My mom said I was acting like a jaboogaly at the dinner table. I said, 'So? At least I don’t make a mess of cum and eggs.'
I tried to punch a jaboogaly. It just laughed and said, 'You’re not even worth the effort.'