jaboobly
jaboobly happens when you’re so sick your guts are screaming and your vomit and poop are having a fight in your toilet and it sprays you like you just got hit with a firehose.
I drank too much and ate too fast. Now I’m jaboobly and I smell like a sewer.
At the party, I tried to eat 3 burgers and now I’m jaboobly and throwing up on the floor.
After that fifth drink, I got jaboobly and my face is covered in what I can only describe as death.