jaboobly

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jaboobly is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell your butt from your brain and you end up puking while you’re pooping and it hits you in the face like a drunk kid who just got spanked.

I ate 10 tacos and drank a whole bottle of wine. Now I’m jaboobly and my face is covered in brown goo.

My roommate tried to eat a pizza and a burger at the same time. He’s jaboobly and screaming like a banshee.

I took a sip of my drink and immediately threw up. It was jaboobly and I looked like a mess.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

jaboobly happens when you’re so sick your guts are screaming and your vomit and poop are having a fight in your toilet and it sprays you like you just got hit with a firehose.

I drank too much and ate too fast. Now I’m jaboobly and I smell like a sewer.

At the party, I tried to eat 3 burgers and now I’m jaboobly and throwing up on the floor.

After that fifth drink, I got jaboobly and my face is covered in what I can only describe as death.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

jaboobly is when you’re so messed up you can’t tell your front from your back and your vomit and poop decide to team up and splash you in the face like you just insulted their mom.

I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ate a whole pie. Now I’m jaboobly and my face is covered in a mix of pie and puke.

After that surprise birthday party, I got jaboobly and I looked like I got hit by a toilet.

I tried to eat a hot dog and drank a soda and now I’m jaboobly and screaming like I got burned.

by Slangipedia 2d ago