jaboney
The person you tell everything to when your boner is too much or your erection is too big. Can be your lover, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your wife, your husband, your hook-up, or your significant other. If you're alone, you're the jaboney.
My jaboney is my lover, and I tell her everything about my boner.
I told my jaboney my erection was so big, it scared my dog.
I’m the jaboney, and I don’t need anyone else.